love—scream:

We Are Never Getting Back Together - Travis Garland

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allie11: yummydumpling: I want to go home now HOME

allie11:

yummydumpling:

I want to go home now

HOME

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anachronistic-and-impulsive:

catatonicphilharmonic:

eryasterk:

jernsnerw:

“For this assessment, you will create ten tweets from the trenches in World War I.”

you’ve got to be kidding me

dying from mustard gas attack lol txt it ;* #swag#lol#yolo

WTF Franz Ferdinand. Way to get assassinated #politicians #amirite

Just got #trenchfoot again, that’s like the third time since the war started. #ugh #firstworldwarproblems

yay i get to spend the weekend with the parentals (:

carochoi:

Mitt Romney Style (Gangnam Style Parody)

Heyyy wealthy ladies!

normal people vs ed sheeran
  • Normal people: Im crying because I really miss you.
  • Ed: I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
  • Normal people: oh stop, you're making me blush!
  • Ed: tell her that she turns my cheeks the colour of my hair
  • Normal people: were spooning
  • Ed: were resembling cutlery
  • Normal people: my life is falling apart
  • Ed: her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries
  • Normal people: will you marry me?
  • Ed: see, I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle
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the-absolute-best-posts: truebluemeandyou “Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits.The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”- Tina Fey This is a great blog to follow, seriously

the-absolute-best-posts:

truebluemeandyou

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits.

The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”

- Tina Fey

This is a great blog to follow, seriously

midterm stress. pointless socials. loud people. annoying people.

thank goodness for my roommate, ed sheeran playlist and tyler ward’s new song. i needed something to bring some peace and calmness into this sucky night.

“Why do you lie beside me? 
When you never have time
And you’re fine without me?”
- Tyler Ward, The Way We Are

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i miss home

why is my floor the hangout spot… right outside the bathroom door? and its 2 am..

college is, without a doubt, the weirdest place ive ever been to
Cosmo sex tip #285

upupandawaytothesky:

cosmo-sex-tips:

Wanna make her wet?

Drown her.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

i love my wednesdays

my only class is a 6pm discussion

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